Published December 21, 2013 | Full size is 1638 × 2046 pixels
My name is James Christian Kumpost.
I've been and am many things.
Entertainer. Writer. Musician.
What is a madman, you ask?
Well, it means that I'm more than likely mentally ill; and not in a sexy, Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys sort of way that I wish I was (which may or may not make me more mentally ill).
I cut my own hair.
I watched Power Rangers far past what was age appropriate.
I've realized (seemingly far too late in life) that I despise cupcakes.
I randomly find myself whistling the theme from Baby's Day Out way more than I'd like.
I washed out of Seminary like a Beauty School dropout.
And my ideal career in life would be “imaginary friend.”